Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 131: I Invade – 7


When he entered the gate, the surrounds transitioned to a wide grassland with fresh air. What was particularly impressive was the fact that there were two suns in the sky.
He did feel a little strange, having been instantly warped from underwater to above water, but at this point, nothing could really surprise Yu IlHan.

In any case, the place he was on was on flat ground, so Yu IlHan lightly shook his body before swapping his armor. The change was lighting quick (P/R Even faster than grilling beans with lightning), so Liera, who was staring at him, clicked her tongue.

[You should really show off a little.] (Liera)
“I have leather armor underneath anyway, didn’t I say that before?”

Confirming that his armor was equipped correctly on every part of his body, he tied his boots again and looked around.

Behind him was the gate that was connected to the undersea dungeon of Earth, and besides it were mages that managed the gate on either side.
Around 20 meters away from Yu IlHan, there was a copy-paste version of the army battalion that Yu IlHan had just wiped out.

What this meant was that Yu IlHan had took off his armor and changed it to a new one in a blink of an eye in front of all these people. Of course, they could not see Yu IlHan as he was in concealment. The venue was silent under strict order.

“From how I can see the castle wall over there, this place should be some kinda garden in the inner castle?”
[Wouldn’t it be more secretive? Wow, this place is so high. Don’t you think it will be a downhill trip if we go beyond that castle wall?] (Liera)

Yu IlHan, who looked around as if he had come here for camping, estimated his location before stretching his body. As he had seen all the things he needed to, only action was left.

“Those mages……”
[You can kill them. I can re-establish a connection as long as the initial connection is set up.] (Liera)
“Got it.”

When Yu IlHan flicked his fingers, the bodies of the mages instantly exploded. To be exact, their bodies were instantly squashed with thousand-tonne heavy spears.

“Wh, what the hell!”
“Everyone calm down! I said calm down!”

Looking at the exploding bodies of the mages that managed the gate, chaos ensued.
Chaos, it was a word that Yu IlHan loved the most; he became the strongest in such times.

This time was no exception.

[You have earned 6,201,293 experience.]
[You have earned 10,291,343…]
[You have…]

Well, as there were many people in this place, there were quite a few 3rd class ones as well. Yu IlHan also took out his throwing spears to massacre the army unlike the time he was in the sea.

It wasn’t just his throwing spears. Yu IlHan himself also picked out the ones he could not kill with throwing spears alone and killed them.
However, what he took out in order to do that was not a spear, but a whip. A black whip with dragon leather as the base, and had ground dragon scales embedded inside!

[Insanely Passionate Spiked Black dragon whip]
[Rank – Legend]
[Attack power – 6,200]
[Durability 7,200/7,200]
1. 40% increase in attack speed, and inflicts a random curse that activates one of: big bleeding, bleeding, paralysis, at 100% chance upon hit.
2. If Whip mastery is over level 60, bloodflame blossoms when wielding the whip. The power of the flame becomes strong according to Whip mastery level, and becomes stronger according to the amount of enemy blood absorbed.
3. Additional attack by protruding spike on contact of attack.]
[User restrictions – Whip mastery level 50 or above]
[A whip created with the maximum desire for the crafter’s offensive desire. If there is a disadvantage, it is that the victim may receive death faster than pain.]

Although the description on the artifact was slightly disturbing and had a lower attack power than the Eight-tailed dragon spear, this whip had an ability that Eight-tailed dragon spear did not have. That was the various additional attack options that specialized in attacking everything within a certain range!

What Yu IlHan liked the most was the second option. Eight-tailed dragon spear also had the purple flame, and in fact, strictly speaking, the purple flame was stronger than the bloodflame by a little, but as the whip had a longer reach, it was possible to cause more damage than the spear in a fixed duration of time.

Above all, the second option truly came to light when meeting with Blaze. That was because Blaze burnt lifeforce to widen the range, and burnt mana to become stronger.

In other words, no matter how long the whip is, there is no additional consumption of mana in activating Blaze! And although he couldn’t really compare, Yu IlHan had collected the most lifeforce in the world!

“The enemy is still in the vicinity. Don’t panic and secure the retreat path! And call the mages who can detect concealment…… Kuaaaak!’

An advanced knight that calmly gave orders was instantly burnt to death on the spot. This happened the moment Yu IlHan’s absurdly fast whip enveloped his body.

[You have earned 14,302,394 experience.]

Yu IlHan quickly withdrew the whip before lashing out again. The whip marvelously did not make any sound as it flew and enveloped the next advanced knight.

[Critical Hit!]

His whip attacks were comprised of 3 stages.

First, the moment the whip envelops the target, the shock and the sharp dragon scale fragments instantly shatter the target’s defensive equipments.
The moment it hits, sharp spikes protrude out and dig deep into their flesh.
And finally, the bloodflame absorbed the target’s blood and enters the body through the wound and explode.

[That sounds painful.] (Liera)

Liera compressed her thoughts into one line. Yes. In any case, it would REALLY REALLY hurt. They wouldn’t even be able to endure that pain and die!

[You have earned 16,043,439 experience.]

“E, even the vice-squadron captain of Lyel Knights…”
“We haven’t even found the enemy’s shadow!”
“We can’t do anything with our power.”
“W, wwwwwwwe are paying for the price for trying to taint the sacred Battle of Competition!” 1

When the captains and vice-captains of the knight orders started burning to death, thousands lost their morale and wandered around helplessly.

However, the whip’s real action was starting just now. While the rain of spears fell again and again, Yu IlHan moved around separately as he swung out with his whip to his heart’s content, and the whip that had the power of Blaze, did not lose its power even while it stretched out to tens of meters as it swiped across his vision and sliced and burnt all knights!

“S, save me…..!”
“Run, run from this pl……. Kkuaaaaak!”

[You hav……]

Would shooting laser cannons create such a scene? The whip Yu IlHan lashed out with extended in a straight line to pierce everything in its path, and when Yu IlHan lightly shook his wrist, the whip moved according to the trajectory and slashed apart everything in its path.

Tens of 2nd classes were killed instantly with Yu IlHan’s light strike. People of Earth would be shocked upon seeing this. No, perhaps Takagaki Asuha, who also wielded the whip, may become angry; saying that this wasn’t a whip, but a weapon of mass destruction.

Was it just that? Whenever Yu IlHan caused chaos, the flame that flickered off the whip would spread to the ground and cause a fire.
Not only there would be an addition in fire attribute attack in a land of fire, as this place was some other land which Yu IlHan didn’t need to care about, he was only more happy.

[You have…….]
[The skill, Deathgod, has become level 34. It becomes possible to enhance your abilities by a maximum of 65%.]

Even the skill, Deathgod, which didn’t increase in level that frequently perhaps due to it being an advanced skill, levelled up. Of course, as Yu IlHan’s concealment didn’t wear off even once after coming to this world, his Deathgod skill’s ability enhancement was being applied at maximum value right now.

“Is it because it’s their main camp? Or is it because they gathered only their elites? There sure are a lot of 3rd classes.”
[IlHan. I can feel 4th classes approaching from afar. And two of them too!] (Liera)
“Well, it would be strange if they didn’t notice anything after all this mess.”

He intended for this a little as well. Yu IlHan wouldn’t be able to burn an entire country head on, would he? As such, he was planning to set up the spider web and chew the ones that come into his range, little by little. And at the same time, it was also easier to set a main target with Orochi’s interrogation too.

However, there were two 4th classes, and they weren’t monsters but a hidden card of the humans, so this was very surprising. Honestly, he had expected around a hundred easy 3rd classes, so this was unexpected. Since things became like this, he could only make changes to his spiderweb plan.

As this was no Abandoned World, nor was the enemy a higher existence, it was impossible to receive power from Angel’s support, and as he couldn’t receive the benefits of anti-dragonkin weapons, he couldn’t say anything was easy.

The only thing Yu IlHan could believe in right now was the massive attack power support from the ambush with the Deathgod skill active. To just believe in that though, the wall of 4th classes weren’t so easily overcome.

“God dammit. Let’s think after I clean these mobs out.”

Yu IlHan stopped thinking and lashed out with his whip even widely. He lashed out as if to burn the entire caste!

“That’s one loud voice he has there.”

Hearing the loud sound that came from afar, Yu IlHan exclaimed quietly. The whip that lashed out at the same time of his exclamation silently burnt the necks of tens of knights.

“However, it seems his legs aren’t faster than his voice.”
[Such evil words… Of course, it isn’t like the enemy can hear you.] (Liera)
“Shut up. I have a weak heart so I can’t diss them up front.”
[Someone with a ‘weak heart’ is massacring people like this?]
“That’s that, and this is just some exp pot.”

Even while Yu IlHan was retorting while pouting, his wrist did not relax, and the army decreased in number again and again.

It seemed that the two 4th class beings were charging towards him diligently, but they were overwhelmingly slower than Yu IlHan’s ‘hunting’ speed. Only Yu IlHan’s experience kept piling up.

“Ugh, just how can he in this fire……!”
“It’s a magic warrior. I’m sure of it. Fuck. Survivors respond!”

The places around the gate was already a sea of fire. The endlessly soaring fire, and the disturbing smell of smoke offered a sharp sting to everyone in this place with the exception of Yu IlHan.
The army, which had lost all its power as a group, shattered into pieces, and in fact, they were all being ‘shattered into pieces’ before burning up completely, all in real time.

“I will definitely find you and kill you!”

When the master of the voice approached near Yu IlHan, there were zero survivors from the army. There was only the massive wave of fire rushing towards the castle walls. It was rather impressive for the gate to be still existing.

“Oh my god, the entire army was obliterated……!”

Was the voice of a middle-aged man that arrived at the scene, as soon as he confirmed that scene. So it was impossible to deceive a 4th class with just fire huh. Of course, Yu IlHan had no intentions of deceiving them anyway.

“Obliterated? They were obliterated!? How can that be! They must have gone over to Earth already!”
“No, they died! All of them, here. Because of that fucking Earthling mutt!”

Oooh, invaders were of a different class alright. Even though they were classified ‘human’, he was being treated like a mutt even though it was them who was skinning other people!

Since there was such a cool racism, Yu IlHan felt very refreshed. Although he had no sense of guilt because he knew that, with this, the final line was cleanly crossed.

[The middle aged man looks much stronger! Huh, he’s really strong? Wouldn’t he become a higher existence if he trains about 300 more years?] (Liera)
“Nope, because that guy will die today.”

It seems the two 4th classes were master and disciple. The relatively younger man, and the middle-aged looking man. Although ‘middle-aged’ was the description, according to Liera, he should have lived for several hundred years.

“I do need to kill them……”
[It will be hard. The younger man isn’t so simple as he looks either. He should be at least over 220.] (Liera)
“I knew it.”

It would be hard to kill either even if he use an ambush, and when that happens, he would have to fight against two. However, Yu IlHan was thinking about how to fight against those two when he came to a genius conclusion.

“Liera, did you say that gate was closed right now?”
[Yeah. Unless I open it, or 10 3rd class mages do it, or a 4th class mage recites incantations for 10 minutes, it will stay closed.] (Liera)

Yu IlHan seemed to smile before he started charging. The direction, to the place where the two men came from; at full power. Of course, his concealment, still active.

“Hasta la vista!”

The enraged middle-aged man and the youth were gritting their teeth while venting their frustration on the innocent ground, even though Yu IlHan had rushed right past them.

“He is still here. He’s waiting for the moment we let our guard down in this fire! We need to hold out no matter how disgusting this fire is!”
“I understand, master! I will definitely kill him!”

Looking back at the beautiful training session of the master and disciple, Yu IlHan seriously sent salutations; salutations for the delusions and useless actions of idiots.

“Yes yes. Hold out to the best of your ability in that place. Until the empire falls!”

Adding on top of that, there would be DoT since they were in a place of fire!

[Oh my, how clever.]
“I’m quite capable.”

Yu IlHan, who became proud after receiving such a praise, diligently moved his legs and assaulted the inner castle without the two protectors.

It took 20 minutes for the two to realize that something was wrong, and at that time, every important item in the empire had already been burnt to the ground.

Author’s notes

  1. Yu IlHan-brand equipment is world’s best!
  2. Brilliant teasing by Yu IlHan even admist of battle.
  3. ‘Hasta la vista’ – spanish for ‘see you later’

Translator’s notes




Translator: Chamber
Proofreader: Koukouseidesu


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52 Replies to “Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 131: I Invade – 7”

    1. Void

      That sort of mentality is something I try to remind myself of, when I play a lot of games, especially in games in which you do not even get EXP for killing anything. They’re just there to obstruct your path, so why not just walk around them? (like Metro 2033… Heck, even in Fallout, I have to remind myself not to just senselessly chase after everything that moves).

      And even in games in which you get experience for defeating mobs…Obsessing over “killing everything for max income” is borderline OCD, it’s like obsessing over who has the highest K/D ratio in an FPS game, even though the objective is to capture a point.

      Long story short, knowing when to move on when you “play a game” is definitely something that players should keep more in mind. Needless grinding is needless.

    1. Yowamushi

      More like mental, haha. He’s gonna wipe out everybody in that world without batting an eye, or at least all the combatants. Even more funny that angels are supportive of the massacre too.

      1. Jonathan Hurd

        The Angels are constantly waging a war against at least two factions. Possibly three depending on where the Garden of Sunset comes down. It’d be weirder if the Angels weren’t okay with destroying their enemies.

      2. Void

        This entire story is mostly for-teh-lulz comedy, I doubt that the author even wanted to make anyone think it should be “taken seriously”.
        In that sense, I can’t see why any character will try to inject a sensation of dread or lament into the narrative, by mentioning how horrible of a concept Genocide is, regardless of the reason.

        I gotta agree with Amor, tho. The MC not being a complete blockhead, and “playing a game” in a way which is a bit clever, is all sorts of funz.

  1. Pure Snow

    Aaa, it seems I’ve drove straight off a cliff.

    Thanks for the next installment of Yu IlHan’s Leisure Genocide, I wonder if he’s going to only leave after destroying the kingdom or if he plans on leaving the whole world desolate.

      1. Kain Yusanagi

        Hey, just wanted to let you know that the index page/TOC/whatever you want to call it only shows links up to chapter 109, and several chapters after that (up to 117 IIRC) are in just regular text, while Novel Updates shows up to this chapter 131 here; just figured to let you know about this so you can update it.

        1. Koukouseidesu Post author

          we’re aware of the index page issue….. but no one can really spare time to update, so we periodically update like 50 links at once

    1. Light

      Judging solely by context, I think it’s supposed to be wars between worlds. There might be rules to them, though how enforceable those rules are is up for debate.

  2. Jin

    Man all the complaints on NU about this series make no sense to me. This story is primarily comedy and not about character development or some intricate plot. MC is hilarious.

    1. Void

      Mhm. It’s a pretty stupid story, but it’s also very focused on doing what it does best. These sort of stories work best when they do not take themselves overly seriously, and are here mostly for “the lulz”.

  3. Paps

    Hahahaha, I am pretty sure that soon he will gain some obscure skill like invader or conquerer!!!!!! Thanks for the double release, go Loner raise Hell in the parallels world. Hist title of Death God is truly fitting!!!!!

  4. Jonathan Hurd

    Ilhan is so bad, but it is just too funny, lol. It does follow his fighting style of leaving the most troublesome enemies for last, lol.

    Also I’m just predicting this now, but at some point soon Death God is going to become 35 and it will gain a new effect. I can’t imagine why the author would draw attention to it being 34 other than to set that up.

  5. Shaun Mitchell

    Thanks 4 another great chapter.

    I imagine that by now King Yeomna or whatever god of the underworld who judges these sh!ttards is tired of explaining how, why & by whose hand they died, so he probably made a sign that said they were just poor, dumb f*cks who who endangered the wrong planet. I’d also like 2 see a side chapter(s) where all these poor a$$holes form a support group or something for people/creatures like them in hell.

  6. RezaStillAlive

    Thanks for the chap~!!!
    The only disturbing things in this chapter
    “…If there is a disadvantage, it is that the victim may receive death faster than pain”
    Oii… tell me if I wrong but, killing enemy is the main function right? Killing enemy also the right thing to do right? Why it listed as disadvantage!? No one playing S&M using legend rank whip you know!!!

  7. Sebastián Moya Riquelme

    ”Hasta la vista baby” GIT REKT xD
    Well, if they were so willing to do that to earth there’s no guilty feelings about making that world an ”abandoned” one lol (Not really an abandoned, but with no one there, that’s why the quotation marks)

    Thanks for the chapter

  8. extasse

    It takes 10 minutes for a 4th class to reopen the gate. But how long will it take 2 4th classes to open it, with one nearing a higher existence? Since it isn’t mentioned, I’m assuming 10 3rd classes would be able to reopen it almost instantly, therefore concluding the fact that more people can reduce time taken.
    I’m guessing both are mages, seeing how they arrived pretty slowly, compared to IlHan’s speed, which is faster than sound (bad comparison, I know).
    The blunt weapon, I assume to be similar to the hammer of Thor, since I remember it having lightning abilities. He would probably use that to instant kill (or severely injure) the disciple 4th class. I don’t remember him using the grenade he made along with the one-use-pile bunker in Dareu, did he? Also, a new ability for the deathgod skill at level 35 seems plausible (it’s always level X0 or X5 when new abilities pop up)- maybe from instant killing this 4th class).
    It’d be nice if he ended up combining all the effects of the whip and hammer into his spear once he learns his new spear skill though (lol)- that or it’ll go into the clan leaders’ hands.
    Btw, am I the only one wanting a chapter on the clans and abandoned world more than IlHan’s invasion?

    1. Jonathan Hurd

      I think it might take a bit of time for the handful of third class mages to organize themselves and bring their power together to open the gate. So I would guess that it might take them the same time for the chant and some additional time to pool their power and setup their coordination compared to a fourth class mage who can just do the chant since he doesn’t need to be in sync. That’s just my guess though.

      All in all these two fourth classes aren’t leaving while Ilhan destroys their home. They are definitely planning on leveling Earth after they defeat him, but they still feel they would have the absolute advantage in power against any Earthlings. Since Earth underwent its first Great Cataclysm only recently so there is no way anyone there is fourth class.

      I am definitely guessing Ilhan ends up getting some new addition to the Death God Skill at 35. My guess is Ilhan will kill most if not all of Ferata’s Kingdom and then take out the Apprentice Fourth class with a lucky crit from stealth. Afterwards Death God will level up to 35 and he’ll use the new ability against the Master.

      For incorporating the Whip and Hammer I think that still has a little bit of time before he starts succeeding in that. I give it till he starts fighting the Traitor Angel some where around here.

  9. midnight2630

    shouldn´t the these high existences and traitors tell their minions about Yu||Han opness and concealment ability?
    at least they wouldn´t die without even seen the enemy

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