Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 180: Everyone Else is a Guardian – 6

There was a limit to the sleeper’s net ability to catch a lot of fish. Never did he imagine he would master Leap in the process of training to kill the boss of the dungeon, and even escape the dungeon with the advanced version of the skill.

He could have predicted it when the title, “Frog that leaped out of the well’ appeared during the evolution process… perhaps his foreshadow-reading abilities had come to an end?

Well, it didn’t matter that much, since he could now go back home, but Yu IlHan couldn’t erase the feeling in his heart that there was something big that he was leaving behind.

“Although it’s good that everything’s solved, what is this stuffy feeling…”
[That’s because you’re a pervert that cannot rest still until you kill the boss in whichever dungeon you’re in. But, I still like you that way!] (Liera)
“I also like myself this way. ……And yes, I like you too.”
[Eheheh.] (Liera)

Liera thought that she would be forgiven if she just attached ‘I like you’ at the end of her lines, and… it was true. Yu IlHan stroked her hair and checked the skill he had earned just now, Warp.

“The conditions for using this skill is so tedious…… It’s like I can go anywhere I’ve been to, but only after I have a thorough comprehension of that area. What is ‘thorough comprehension’?”
[Spatial transfer magic is normally a lot more tedious than that. However, you have acquired the Warp skill, and the skill activation conditions you’ve just mentioned is like drawing simple pictures while the other users are writing a gigabytes worth of mathematical formulae.] (Erta)

Thinking back, Erta had said that she had learned spatial transfer magic. His time here was so hectic that he had forgotten about that.
Then, why didn’t she use it…? He looked at her with such eyes, and Erta turned her head away and spoke in a powerless voice.

[I can only move between worlds. That’s how normal higher existences are!] (Erta)

Erta probably had her pride as a higher existence specializing in magic. Yu IlHan decided to not touch on that.

[And so? How do you draw the magic formation?] (Erta)
“There’s nothing like that, I only need to spend some magic stones. But since the skill level is low right now, I think it will take a little time.”

Yu IlHan thought of the place he knew about the best, the Bittersweet Persona. Since he had designed it himself, he would at least not fail!

The number of magic stones to go there to that exact spot, while bringing 3 angels with him……
Just by thinking up of the conditions, the answer appeared in his head, as if a calculator did all the work in his brain.

50 4th class magic stones for Yu IlHan, as he didn’t reach higher existence yet, 80 for the 5th class Erta, and 110 for the remaining two, for a total of 350. It was insanely expensive.

“Hey I won’t even be able to use it frequently. The cost would probably increase if I move between worlds, too……”

Yu IlHan once again realized the power of the title ‘Frog that leaped out of the well’. It was only used in the evolution process, and still retained its ability, so he would be able to use it in the future as well. The problem, was that he couldn’t do it here.

[Why? How many do you need to spend?] (Liera)
“350 magic stones, all 4th class.”
“Pay back 300 4th class magic stones later.”
[Let’s send the bill to Heaven……] (Spiera)

Yu IlHan gave the angels the bill, and activated the skill while watching out for any assaults. However, he couldn’t even hear the boss, much less the steps of the demons he had beaten to death.

[I can feel a path opening! But look at that! It’s so secretive, just like IlHan!] (Liera)
“You shut up.”

As Yu IlHan’s skill was an advanced version of Leap, there was no tedious process like summoning a gate outside, and just needed for everyone to jump up from the spot. That action would become the trigger and distort the path.


The moment Yu IlHan jumped hand in hand with the angels, he remembered the faint memories that were almost buried under the weight of a thousand years.

When he was in high school, his class once went to a theme park for a school trip, and the guys who naturally did not include Yu IlHan in their group (probably because they didn’t know he was there), tried to take a cool photo and all jumped at once for it, only to drop all of their phones onto the floor at the same time.

It would be fine if one or two were intact, but as if to prove their tightly-knit bond of friendship, they had all broken their phone screens, which made Yu IlHan very happy.

[Don’t bring up sad memories and package it like a good one! I’ll do it with you from next time! I’ll do a lot of other things with you!] (Liera)
“Don’t read my mind.”

The skill activated successfully. Yu IlHan and the angels ignored the physical and magical spatial limitations and instantly moved to the Bittersweet Persona.
Yu IlHan blindly believed that this was possible because it was an advanced skill, but in truth, it was a special skill that was only generated due to the achievements he had pulled off until now. No matter how many magic stones were invested, it wasn’t so easy to leap through space.

However, at the time the scene of the dungeon blurred about with the scene of his property, a small voice could be heard in his ears. It was a voice belonging to a very young child.

[Don’t come again. No one come again. Do not ever come again.] (???)
“I won’t, you damn thing.”
“It’s nothing.”

He shook his head. He was sure that that guy was the boss of the dungeon. The reason it kept sending out those demons was also because it didn’t want to meet Yu IlHan.

Of course, he said he won’t go back, but Yu IlHan would mercilessly go beat it up if he had to. Whether it wanted to fight him or not, it was a serious crime to trap Yu IlHan in a cage for more than 2 years!

And like that, Yu IlHan came back to Earth, in a way he had never even imagined he would.

[We really came back. With such a crude skill too.] (Erta)
[The mana concentration of this area has become even higher. I can only sigh thinking about how much change Earth would have undergone in these two years.] (Spiera)
[Hey, that’s not the problem right now. We’re getting calls from everywhere. EVERYWHERE!] (Liera)

The angels became emotional as they realized that they could communicate with the Heaven’s Army again, and started working busily. Well, since they were away for 2 years, they were probably going to be busy. Yu IlHan had the confidence that he would not be surprised if all three of them had to leave his side for the next two months.


Yu IlHan, who finally became emotional that he had come to Earth when he took a fresh and sweet breath of air, noticed something and looked around him.

Of course, all the trees within the mansion grounds were monitored and managed by the automated system in the mansion, so it didn’t look that different, but he could instinctively feel that they hadn’t been touched by human hands recently.

“Looks like everyone was busy until now.”
[Nothing bad happened…… right?] (Liera)
“No, there are traces of them being here from time to time. Mir was also here not too long ago.”

What he did was to empty out the fridge. Yu IlHan had finished maturing all the remaining dragon meat and had put them in the fridge, but they were all gone right now.

“……I suddenly feel like a lot of time has passed.”
[This guy, you didn’t say anything like that when you were learning magic engineering to craft artifacts or levelling up.] (Liera)
[Well, parents only feel the flow of time with the growth of their children.] (Erta)

Yu IlHan couldn’t deny Erta’s words, he wanted to meet Yumir right now. The things he had endured until now started exploding all at once.

“Oh crap. I might even be glad even if I mee]t Miss YuNa right now.”
[Hey, don’t go saying that to that woman. It will become a mess. She might try to put a stamp on you.] (Liera)

Yu IlHan entered the mansion while laughing. The first thing he wanted to do was to have a nice bath with the luxurious facilities in the mansion! Thinking back to how he couldn’t even wash properly in the dungeon for 2 years, he gritted his teeth.

[Let me go with you too!] (Liera)
“You also need to scrape your body thoroughly. Let’s use a bath each, while I still stay calm.”

The angels all agreed that they needed to wash up before getting busy, and they each headed to their own battlefield after splitting up. Liera couldn’t let go of the idea of bathing with Yu IlHan, but Spiera and Erta forcefully took her away with them.

Yu IlHan first took off all his armor and washed them clean, and jumped into the bath after a quick wash.
Dirt and dead skin floated up the bathtub without even needing to scrape his body. It was as if he was looking at a birth of an army. However, the bath was also an artifact so the waste automatically disappeared……


It was at that moment that Yu IlHan thought of the Giant Bucket in his inventory. He had discussed with the angels about how he could use it to train, but he had forgotten about it since he had a lot of other things to use it for.

But since he had used up all the materials in the 2 years in the dungeon, there was no need to use the Giant Bucket for quite a while. Then……


Scraping all the dead skins and dirt off his body in a flash, he stood up after draining the bath. But then, he realized something else as well.


Although he didn’t notice until now since he had no time to check his growth in the dungeon, it looked like he had grown taller in the past two years, and he reached 190 cm.

“So I didn’t notice since the growth was too gradual……”

Yu IlHan was surprised after seeing himself in the mirror. He thought that his growth period had ended with him entering 20 years of age, but it looked like the cells that had evolved over his millennium on Earth, had gradually changed his physical body with the repetitive level ups and the flow of time.

He alternated between gripping and loosening his fists, and shaved the beard he had left alone until now since he was in front of the mirror. He also took out the spear to cut off his hair and it became quite neat.

“Well then.”

Thankfully, the bath was wide enough for the bucket to fit. He burned all the hair that he had cut off with Blaze and poured hot water in the Giant Bucket.
But then, he thought up something and took out a bottle of Breath before put a few drops of it into the water. The water was gradually dyed in pink and the bucket vibrated slightly for a moment. Yu IlHan realised that his thoughts weren’t wrong.

‘Perhaps because it’s made of dragon hearts, it sure does have a great compatibility with dragon blood.’

Yu IlHan scraped his body once again before entering the bucket, and jumped in without hesitation.


Although on the outside, the bucket looked normal since the magic organs comprising the heart had all been fused into the bucket, it was quite clear that the group of dragon hearts absorbed in the bucket were doing their jobs.

The waves of mana from various parts of the bucket vibrated the water, and vibrated the dragon blood diffused inside it, and even shook the mana residing in Yu IlHan’s body. The feeling was quite….. no, considerably good.

‘Since I made so much, I won’t need to make cookies for a while right? Looks like I should make this my exclusive bath.’

Yu IlHan allowed his body to be taken away by the minute vibrations of the water. This caused a lot of positive changes with his mana resonating naturally.

He thought back to the dragon blood that he had absorbed in the process of evolving the Leap skill. They dissolved the magic stones and allowed it to direct the skill’s growth, acting as a catalyst for Yu IlHan to absorb mana more easily. The blood being absorbed into Yu IlHan was actually a side effect.

They, did not disappear anywhere. They were compressed and took root in Yu IlHan’s soul, his record, and deep inside his bones. Even when he focused now, he could feel the absorbed dragon blood resonating with the Giant Bucket.
Perhaps the most absurd item Yu IlHan had made until now was not the Bittersweet Persona or anything else, but this Giant Bucket.


At that moment, the door to the bath opened and Yumir ran in. Yu IlHan knew that he was coming as he was half-sharing his senses with the mansion, and when he was about to turn his head towards him.

“*Waaaaaaaaaaaaah*!” 1

Yumir ran into him while crying as soon as he discovered Yu IlHan. Since he did not care about any objects in his path, such as the Giant Bucket, Yu IlHan had to receive him using his arms.

“*Sob*, *Waaaaaahhhh*!”
“Yes, yes. It’s alright now.”

Yu IlHan also put to a lot of rest seeing Yumir safe and sound. He had grown in the meanwhile, and also became more mature.
Although he was still 3rd class, their realms didn’t look to be that far apart from each other. Just with hunting, there was no way he could have caught up to Yu IlHan, who suffered in hell, but it looks like the effects of the dragon meat were really effective.

“Dad, where did you go!?”
“It’s a long story….. a really long one, do you want to listen?”
“Okay, then.”

“No, unfortunately, right now, it’s a little……..”

However, the one that answered him was a female voice and not Yumir. When Yu IlHan turned his head, he could see Kang MiRae who had become more mature and more beautiful over the past 2 years.

As Yu IlHan could see Kang MiRae, Kang MiRae was also met with the nude body of Yu IlHan inside the bucket.

“Oh, Miss MiRae was here too.”

Then she fainted without a moment’s delay. Yu IlHan blinked a few times and looked at Mir.

“Mir, why did she just faint?”
“I don’t know.”
“What was she about to say again?”
“That I do know.”

Yumir answered confidently.

“They say the 3rd Great Cataclysm is coming!”

The moment Yu IlHan was about to say something, a loud noise resounded from where the angels would be washing. Just where did Liera throw her pride and dignity as an angel… as he stood up,  Yu IlHan missed how she used to act when they first met.

It looked like this was no time for a leisurely bath.

Author’s notes

  1. Let IlHan rest already! T_T

Translator’s notes

No, you don’t need those donors right now, you guys are killing me. And hey, sponsors are done! No more in the queue now! But there are still 2 regular chapters tomorrow! (presumably at this time)

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55 Replies to “Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 180: Everyone Else is a Guardian – 6”

    1. Chamber Post author

      Genius xD. But please no. I actually have stuff to do next week. So even if I receive sponsors, they will have to come the week after

      1. Arturiax

        Alright, I can read between the lines. Mama didn’t raise no fool. We must donate as much as possible next week, Chamber wants to finish translating this and take on 2 – 3 new projects before July.

  1. Cancel

    Even the dungeon’s boss beg him not to come back. And I feel sorry for the people on Earth now. They never have any chance to rest don’t they.

    1. LordoftheBooty

      Well he will either end up with Kang Mirae or Liera when he’s a higher existence. Until things can settle down, a relationship isn’t possible lol

    2. James

      The best romance here is the Mini-Angel wars. The number count is 14 and neither of them died. Beaten but not died. Heck, some of us would like the watch the fireworks that spark off between higher existence women without blowing our faces off.

    1. James

      Come on, it’s a mana collector. Would you pass the chance to bath in something that beats the best of spas in the world, let alone the Universe?

      I wouldn’t, even if it leaves the “Hot Man” taste behind.

  2. Anon

    Mirae probably fainted from the visage of Illhan’s hanging dragon that grew and evolved with him as he levelled up XD.

    Congrats on clearing your sponsored chapters!

    1. Lucky McDuck

      I bet some evil demi-god the good god locked away on earth and thrown away the key. Would explain why earth got so messed up as soon as mana started pouring in…

  3. RudytheMilfLover

    Hahahaha seeing Illhan taking a bath in the place he normally cooks in reminded me of Kramer from Seinfeld. He made dinner for friends and other people from his bathtub lol. He took a shower while cooking.

  4. Azathoth

    Wow that like what 25 chapters in a week, as a reader i’m happy but also worried you are gonna overwork yourself, because if you do chapter release will slow :^)

  5. spare

    Ok everyone we need to scrap together 8500$ so that the rest of the novel will be translated who’s ready to turn Chambers into a zombie?

    1. James

      Come on, don’t do that. We love our translators, they give us the best stories ever. And how many chapters to go?

      The author can only pump out so many before he burns out.

      1. spare

        What are you talking about that’s the benefit if burned out you turn into a zombie, zombies don’t NeeD to eat, drink, sleep, aren’t greatly effected by temperature and don’t feel pain. Look at all the money that saves food, water, heating all you need to pay for is rent and hydro, and sleepless means have more time to do what you want. This is showing love by improving quality of life. p.s. 169ch to go

  6. Candied Skull

    Ain’t no rest for the IlHan…
    I wonder if Earth is the first, also rather stable, worlds to undergo 3 Great Cataclysms in under 10 years?
    And, ewwww, bucket bath!

  7. LordoftheBooty

    Mirae really missed her boo thang lol

    Time to make Earth stronger. I hope he’ll send some notices to the other worlds and have some universal OP army haha

  8. BlitzRazor

    Thanks for the entertainment
    My guess is that he’ll get his quest for 4th job somewhere within the chaos of the 3rd cataclysm and finish it near the end of the 3rd

  9. James


    Never a dull moment here. Kang getting the full blown ripped Yu IllHan, Yumir getting his father back, and Round 3 is happening right now.

    That Warp, such a nice ability, but it’s a P2P. Plus, the little brat that said “Don’t come back.” might be an evil version of Yumir. Wouldn’t be surprised if so.

    Thanks for the chapter, it’s fun.

  10. Darkos

    i’ve known since a couple of chapters ago that the giant bucket was the most broken artifact he had, that bucked it’s just too broken, more broken than the ethernal flame, his wings and his house together! D:

    1. James

      The bucket is a mana collector. To magic-users, yes, it’s broken because then they can sit in it, and fire all the magic they want. To a OP person like Yu IllHan, he’s using it for metal, baked goods, and drinks that even the most hearty melt from.

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