Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 26: Call me Ishmael – 2

“Eat bullets, you alien monster!”
[This monster’s from Earth, though?]

As the machine gun spat fire, one line popped up on Yu IlHan’s retina.

[You have awakened Shooting Lv Max.]

Immediately after that, bullets started hitting its left eye, where harpoon(e) had pierced and pulled out from.

[KihyAAAaaaacccccc!]
Huuuuuup!”

Whether Erta thought that shout was strange or not, Yu IlHan endlessly shot bullets. Even though a human body was supporting the machine gun, he didn’t shake at all.

Just how hard was it to shoot bullets into the exact place one wants while ignoring the rebound occurring from shooting the bullets?
However, such a difficult thing was possible for Yu IlHan.

The machine gun bullets, which shot into its eyes continuously called forth a miraculous difference as if it made one wonder it was still the same machine gun that Fred used.

[Kuaaauuuccc, KKKSUXNCCUCCjc!]

A blood waterfall flowed. The black leopard rolled around the ground while screaming sounds that didn’t seem like it was from the human realm. Even so, Yu IlHan didn’t stop. He nimbly rolled on the ground to follow it and pulled the trigger after aiming its left eye again!

The machine gun bullets slowly, very slowly broke its bones as they hit in the same spot again and again. To the point that it made one wonder if it was possible to break its brain like this, if it wasn’t a 3rd class!

“……Is there some buff on the gun that I don’t know about?”

Kang MiRae quietly muttered in shock while looking at that scene. The figure of one little human blocking a huge leopard with a single machine gun seemed grand as if modern civilization was struggling with its last strength in front of the change in environment.

“Magic!”

Yu IlHan shouted.

“Can you do it now!?”
“7 more seconds!”
“Okay! Attack as soon as you can!”
“Yes!”

Fortunately, he had enough bullets. Yu IlHan shot bullets into its eyes while calmly moving around to dodge its wildly shot blood blades, and when he thought that about 5 seconds had passed, he threw the machine gun and the bullet belt and jumped.
It was to where piller(f) and harpoon(f) was.

[KKKyyyYYYYAAAAAAKDSKDKC!]

With a good timing, it pulled out all the pillars from the ground. With five pillars dangling and dragging on the ground, it jumped to the air!
And at that moment.

“Triple Lightning!”

The moment Kang MiRae shortly shouted, Yu IlHan’s vision colored in gold. The absurdly strong streak of lightning streaked through the air and hit the black leopard!
Yu IlHan saw that it had lost all its strength and dropping down. However, Kang MiRae voiced out!

“Concealment!”

3rd class monsters were amazing. Even though it was beaten up and burt, to think it still had the mental strength to plan the fight.
Moreover, concealment? It seemed Yu IlHan’s guess was wrong. It was trying to leave this place through whatever means possible. After realizing that it wasn’t a match for them, it was trying to escape and look for a next chance!

Of course, whether it did or not, Yu IlHan didn’t care.

[KaHHHAACCCKKK!]

The shortest, but the most fatal scream resounded out. It was a scream that burst out from Yu IlHan nailing pillar(f) without hesitation into its bloody left eye as it was falling down while activating concealment!

Yu IlHan muttered while clicking his tongue.

“I said it wouldn’t work from the beginning.”

Bang! The black leopard and Yu IlHan fell onto the ground simultaneously. Yu IlHan agilely stuck onto its head to lessen the shock, but the black leopard received a double hit without any of that so it was in a near-groggy state.
However, Yu IlHan didn’t even rest and moved. He started to tie it up with the rope tying piller(f) and harpoon(f).

“He… saw through the concealment……”

Just how much surprise does he have to give her in one fight before being satisfied? While Kang MiRae, who leaned powerlessly onto the seat after shooting out lightning, muttered in shock, Yu IlHan tied the leopard’s entire body with the rope and as a finisher, he pushed harpoon(f) into its butt, hard.

[You have learned Binding Skill.]

[You can just kill it without tying it up, though……?]

Erta asked in confusion, but Yu IlHan shook his head and distanced himself from the black leopard which couldn’t move at all. Then, he slowly approached Kang MiRae who was dumbfoundedly looking at him.

“Wh, what is it?”

Kang MiRae, who felt a type of madness from his movements, asked in a slightly scared tone. If someone who knew the Empress, heard this, then that person would be shocked. In fact, Fred, who was next to him, was also very shocked.

However, Yu IlHan, who didn’t know of the Empress’ reputation, nor was he interested, declared firmly to her, who was about to run away.

“Aren’t we gonna party? Should I eat the experience alone this time too?”

Yu IlHan was a kind adult who does not make the same mistake twice.


Author’s notes
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Translator’s notes
Tired… Cya

Editor’s notes
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5 Replies to “Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 26: Call me Ishmael – 2”

  1. Seregosa

    Just how much surprise does he have to give her in one fight before being satisfied? While Kang MiRae, who leaned powerlessly onto the seat after shooting out lightning, muttered in shock, Yu IlHan tied the leopard’s entire body with the rope and as a finisher, he pushed harpoon(f) into its butt, hard.

    …Into its butt? Wow… Well, even though it’s cruel beyond belief and makes me shudder at the mere thought of it, that’s probably the most logical and rational place to put it in. Just the sheer maddening pain from moving around with that thing in your anus is enough, but guess how it’d feel if that harpoon were to be tugged on when it struggles? Damn man.

  2. Matty

    Indian, refers to the boxer rebellion, basically saying that giant cat was able to stop bullets by believing hard, a tenant of the rebellion. Its a history joke, when the cat got shot with the machine gun it was surprising, like the indians who were killed with bullets during the rebellion.

  3. colorless

    He’s a college freshmen. Should be a teen right? I’m a sopho and i’m 19. Don’t reply saying he’s lived 1000 years, that makes him an old cronie not an adult 😀

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