Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 30: I Also Go To Dungeons – 2

No matter how he thought about it, there was quite a distant to the dungeon adventuring that Yu IlHan had dreamd about. This was just labor.
Moreover, as the period he stayed in the dungeon got longer than he thought, he now had to take care of his meals with the jerkies he had brought.

So, the menu for his meal had turned into a choice between cheese jerky or beef-rip flavored jerky.
If he knew such things would happen, he would have brought BBQ flavered ones too!

“I want to see Rita.”
[Why so sudden….. If you really want to meet Rita that badly, then don’t you just have to become a higher existence quickly? Nobody interferes love between higher existences.]

Erta threw a slightly suspicious line, but the hungry Yu IlHan didn’t look into it.(E/N: IlHan is frustrated 😉 )

“Rita always cooked me rice.” (Author’s note #4)
[You want to see her with a reason like that!?]
“Ah, the jerky is delicous.”
[In the end, aren’t you eating the jerky deliciously!?]

The time Yu IlHan sensed the change while exploring the dungeon with the nitpicky Erta, was two days after that. It was a change incomparable to the mana crafting process with the angels who came to find him mid way.

“Erta, isn’t that guy a bit bigger?”
[It is. Monsters also have their individuality like humans so it is obvious that they look different.]
“But even so, isn’t it a little too bit for that?”

This was the conversation they had after encoutering an enormous cave in the dungeon.
Until now, Metal Hearts were exercise ball-sized, had become massive beanbag-sized!

[Even so, it’s the same Metal Hea……No.]

Erta, who was nonchalantly replying, momentarily closed her lips and looked at the large sized Metal Heart in the middle of the cave. Yu IlHan waited for awhile before she flabbergastedly shouted.

[That’s a Big Metal Heart!]
“Drag that bastard who named them with such little enthusiasm in front of me, right now.”
[It’s not the time to joke around. Although it’s only a word difference, Big Metal Hearts are 20 levels above Metal Hearts. Just how did something so strong appear already?]
“That just makes it 71 though?”

Yu IlHan’s level judgement senses had been paralyzed after he defeated the Giant Leopard and the Shadow Leopard. Although, with his ability, it was very reasonable that he was numbed.
Erta also nodded his head with a ‘huh?’ after thinking for a while.

[That’s true. isn’t it?]
“It will be fine if I just run if I think I can’t handle it.”

Although he spoke like that, Yu IlHan had no thoughts in running away. Although it was with help, he had finished off the Giant Leopard when he was level 24. His current level was 38, so just from his pure level of ability, it didn’t lose out to the time he was buffed by the Empress.
Moreover, at that time, he had just one steel spear, but currently, he had an amazingly strong weapon!

“With a single strike from this, that will also just!”

The thing he took out from the cross bag was the pile bunker which had an imposing manner. The idiotic-level-sized weapon boasted of an imposing manner that no one else on Earth other than Yu IlHan would be able to use it.

Moreover, it was already loaded to the 3rd level. When Yu IlHan placed it on his shoulders, Erta sighed as though she gave up.

[How is it that the time that the things this human makes become useful always arrives at some point? So frustrating.]
“Fuu, Let’s go!”

The pile bunker was a weapon which only focused on attack power and threw away all the other necessary requirements for a weapon. Portability, secretiveness, agility, anyway, the user of the weapon had to make up for the rest.

And so, this was the most suitable weapon for Yu IlHan.

Yu IlHan kicked off. The Big Metal Heart was enjoying its freedom whether Yu IlHan was jumping or dancing, rolling around within the cave.

While looking at it, he took 3 big steps and jumped into the air on his 4th step. The figure of him proceeding forward in the air while moving his feet looked like Michael Jordan’s airwalk.

[You need to prepare in case it doesn’t die in a single strike!]
“I know.”

After retorting roughly to the point that it made her wonder if he really knew it or not, Yu IlHan picked up the pile bunker. He jumped so high that its enormous body was under his feet!

“Here I go.”

Immediately after Yu IlHan whispered, the pile bunker’s bone ammo cameint ocontact with its body.

The moment the sharpened bone dug through its metallic body and got buried inside it, the pile bunker, which was provoked, released the 3rd stage, 2nd stage, and the 1st stage lock at once and transferred the enormous strength that the Giant’s Rubber Band had on to the bullet. As a result, with a sound like an exploding grenade, the pile bunker spat out the bullet.

Immediately after that, a bone bullet which was longer than 2m pierced through from its head to its roots!


Author’s notes

  1. The main character of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis, was in fact ……[email protected]##@$&*(!
  2. Ertawagon : A parody of Speedwagon, which appears in Jojo’s bizzare adventues, and likes to give out explanations.(E/N:jojojojojojojojo)
  3. ten thousand different weapons all end up to be the same, once they’re trained to the extreme(萬流歸宗): It appears a lot in Wuxias. Everything is the same when approaching the limit, so if one becomes proficient in one weapon, he can use other weapons proficiently as well. Of course, Yu IlHan isn’t like that, but he just got proficient in everything!A famous(T/N: Only in Korea) line throughout the pokemon series. (T/N: It’s become a thing in Korea that Ash only views Brock as a cook… and not a friend…)

Translator’s notes

No! The author’s planned ending is NOT a harem… Just that I don’t believe it since his previous two was both harem (One with 7 girls and one with 2)

When I said that he retracts those lines, I mean that he just says that he won’t say anything about this being harem or not. NOT that it IS a harem.

Btw, his previous two works are called [Infinite Competitive Dungeon Society] and [Devil King], both of which aren’t being translated yet.

THERE WILL BE SLIGHT SPOILERS IN THE NEXT LINES SO YOU’RE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Oh yeah, now that Rita appeared again, I remember. Rita is actually suppose to be Lita.

To spoil a bit, see that all the angels end with a ‘ta’? Rita, Erta, Fashta, etc…
That’s for 5th class angels. When Rita/Lita becomes 6th class, she becomes Liera. 6th class angels end in ‘era’. The only other 6th class angel appearing in the story so far, was ‘Spiera’.

Also, somebody mentioned Nephilim in the comments in the previous chapter… NO! THERE IS NO CROSSBREED BETWEEN HUMANS AND ANGELS… well, the angels aren’t actually that different. Rita was once human, as Erta once also was… becoming ‘angels’ just means that they had become a higher existence. ‘angels’ are just a group amongst those higher existecnes, so they aren’t ‘real’ angels in a sense.

Editors notes
so you might get some wacky as names
poor Ilhan, sorry to ruin your ships guys, unless of course Ilhan becomes an angel too


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10 Replies to “Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 30: I Also Go To Dungeons – 2”

  1. Novel_Addict

    Man I’m so frustrated, all the rewards he gets compliment his craftsmanship not his fighting ability.

    I want him to get some secret op fighting skills or enhancement’s.
    Here is me hoping that’s soon🙏

  2. Lorddaimaou79

    I almost drop the novel halfway due to frustration & confuse with the novel romance part but end up able to finishing till the end.
    And I just want to make one thing clear for the readers that is this novel ending is officially harem and quite a nice ending i guess.
    And i’m not gonna spoil the harem members here, u gais can just search for it in google.
    Hope this help you gais to read this with an ease of mind

    And Thank you for the chapters btw🙇

  3. TheTranquilTantivy

    For those confused, Ertawagon (as mentioned above by another commentor) could be a reference to Speedwagon in JoJo, a semi-omniscient side character that narrates how incredibly awesome and impossible the main character JoJo’s actions are and just info-dumping a lot of “did you know?” sort of stuff. Quite fitting for Erta imo.

    1. WirlWind

      If I had to guess, it’s probably just because they have a hard time saying L and so it turns into R, like Japanese people.

      That’s just my guess though, since I don’t know much about Korean.

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