Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 39: I Also Do Second Job Advancement – 2

“This dungeon.”

While ripping a fully grilled troll hind leg meat to eat, Yu IlHan spoke.

“Why can I only see trolls?”

[It’s possible that this dungeon is wider than you imagine.]

As Erta said, the dungeon was really astonishingly wide. Although it was a jackpot to find a monster every ten minutes in the Metal Heart Dungeon, Troll Dungeon was not inferior to that.

Even so, as this was no cave but a highland, if Yu IlHan arduously ran around, he could hunt many trolls in a short period of time; but to do so, the disadvantage was that he would get more active, resulting in faster exhaustion and thirst.

At first, Yu IlHan thought that he should finish this early, but now that it came to this, he now thought that something bad may happen if he kept going on like that, and which led to him currently taking a break.

He had removed the heart and the blood of the trolls and was grilling them to eat them.

The original purpose of dismantling(i.e. butchering) laid in eating the meat after taking out the bones and the hide! Yu IlHan could finally initiate the real objective of dismantling.

“Ah, delicious.”

[To think you will satisfy your hunger with troll meat……]

“You want some?”

[No, thank you.]

“It’s delicious though……”

Regardless of the fact that troll meat had poison or extreme poison, it was really delicious once he ate it.

Of course, although there was the help of some salt and pepper that he had brought, the meat didn’t lose out to any other meat that he had tasted until now.

How should that taste be described? It was a little tougher than beef and had an unknown taste despite being sticky.

As he was grilling on the scene, he could not get rid of all the blood, but even so, the troll’s blood was adding to the eccentric taste.

“I’ll grill the arm too.”

[You’re going to eat a whole one at this rate.]

Leveling up will result in muscles being developed. Naturally, calories spent in activities would rise accordingly. Even mages who do not move around their bodies much would naturally eat twice their normal amount if they become high level, not to mention close combat classes.

As such, how would it be for Yu IlHan, who had developed his physical body before the Akashic Record had even come into contact with Earth? Although the time he could endure without eating was long, befitting of someone who trained tenaciously, if he started eating, it was normal for him to easily eat four to five times more than an average person.

When he was about done eating the grilled arm and leg of the troll, a joyful message came up on his retina.

[Extreme Poison Resistance Skill has become Lv2]

“Ooh, extreme poison resistance levels up fast too.”

[That means that the things you’re eating now are that horrible! It’s poison!]

Of course, Yu IlHan ignored Erta’s shouts. Didn’t he have no problem since his extreme poison resistance was holding out well?

“I should have learned to cook beforehand if I knew other skills would grow like this. Lita always cooked me food.”

[I take it that you will learn to start now.]

Correct. Whether he liked it or not, in the future, there would be a lot of matters where Yu IlHan has to fight monsters.

There will be a lot of cases where he would be stuck inside dungeons for a while, like now, and there would be a lot of cases where he has to spend the night in a cave without a single restaurant.

For such occasions, cooking skill was a must! He now refused to eat cheese flavored jerkies and beef jerkies.

“Shouldn’t I be able to earn the cooking skill if I grill and mess around with all the things in my inventory?”

[You’re looking down on skills.]

Exactly two days after that, Yu IlHan acquired the cooking skill.

[You have learned Cooking Skill. You can cook with a more variety of ingredients, using a variety of methods.]

“See, I got one.”

[Khk, I forgot the fact that cooking with monsters would give you more proficiency points……! Moreover, the points when eating it too!]

Erta made an expression as if she was about to go insane from the frustration, but Yu IlHan was only delighted that he had acquired a new skill.

Now that he had realized that the excited expectations he had of dungeons were for nothing, he needed new stimulations.

Not only the cooking skill, his original objective was progressing smoothly as well. Until now, not only had he already finished acquiring 500L of troll blood, he also gathered almost 200 of sleeping monster’s hearts. If he acquired 300 more, the resting skill would evolve.

Moreover, as his level was 48 right now, he would become level 50 at the time he would finish gathering all the hearts. In other words, he had expectations that he might be able to do his 2nd job advancement.

“Anyway, they sure don’t appear.”

Yu IlHan looked around him while ripping off the grilled troll shank meat. However, other than protruding rocks or dust, he could see nothing on the ground.

In a situation where it was deep into the night, a man was grilling meat with fire in the middle of the highland. The situation here was no different from him shouting ‘please attack me’.

However, even though he had lit the fire several times and grilled some meat, there was not a single monster which assaulted him.

“Let’s say trolls don’t since they’re lazy, but even so, isn’t it manners to suddenly pop out from the ground if I’m blatantly acting in the open like an idiot like this?”

[So you are aware that you’re doing idiotic things……?]

Erta, who never imagined that he was attracting monsters, asked back with a ‘that’s absurd’ face.

[I thought you were acting as you liked.]

“Just what do you take me to be?”

[An idiot who aged in reverse.](E/N: Savage roast)

While thinking that aging one thousand years in reverse was a feat in itself, Yu IlHan explained.

“Trolls are sleeping anywhere they want but other monsters aren’t like that, right? Even so, that doesn’t mean there are no other monsters than trolls in this dungeon.”

[That’s true. Seeing that the level restriction of the dungeon is low, that’s definite.]

“But no matter how I think about it, my passive concealment is maintained right now. Is that why they aren’t attacking me? Or so I thought.”

[Is that so.]

“So, I’m grilling meat here like this because I’m curious of their identities.”

After hearing something that was not reasonable at all, Erta asked shortly after pondering for a moment.

[That’s just an excuse, right?]

“Yeah.”

In truth, he only wanted to grill the meat whether he would get found out or not by the monsters. As he knew that they would be weaker than trolls at least, he had no reason to be afraid either.

[I also thought that was strange.]

“Did you find something out?”

[Although it’s just a hypothesis. In fact, it’s the first time I’ve met someone like you.]

“Don’t make my shoulders dance and quickly explain.”

[Isn’t it that the effect of the concealment is hiding everything, including the fire and the smell of the meat?]

“……”

Yu IlHan resented himself for thinking even for a moment that it may be true. He tried his best to counterargue against Erta.

“But that’s distorting a physical phenomenon, no?”
[Skills are originally like that. You even deceived God, it’s nothing new.]
“……”

He now couldn’t counterargue against her anymore. Yu IlHan was becoming more and more aware of the horrifying ability that he was born with.

3 more days passed since then. The possessor of concealment that could hide even the smell of meat, Yu IlHan, was now confronting the 500th troll in front of him.

It was running around proactively until a few moments ago, but 5 seconds before, it stopped before at 4 seconds, it lay down and fell asleep at 2. As expected of a veteran resting skill practitioner!
However, that veteran experience would lead it to its death.

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11 Replies to “Everyone Else is a Returnee – Chapter 39: I Also Do Second Job Advancement – 2”

  1. 13 blackcat

    The worst job advancement quest YET. A very big YET 😀
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    May be a spoiler:
    During rereading when I saw Rita instead of Lita, I literally laughed out loud when I thought how her name would change after the advancement
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    I also really like how the author never forgets the smallest jokes, retorts and other things in conversations and uses them from time to time, during my 1st read I missed some of the frequent jokes which I found hilarious during the reread. If anyone can contact author please tell him he is really talented in writing the day to day conversations, I (most probably we) really love it.

    1. Seregosa

      No, it’s a long way to go. It’s the PROCESS to becoming a death god, even if he advances to this class, he’s just a trainee/rookie that haven’t ascended to become a higher being yet. I think there’s even a level requirement to become a higher being, far above level 100… Perhaps 200 or something since it gets harder to level the higher you go.

      But it’d be cool if he became a death god in the end, haha.

  2. Seregosa

    Yu IlHan looked back to his difficult past while pointing his spear at it.
    “A lot of things happened before I reached this point……”
    [You grilled a lot of trolls.]
    “Although the continuous sufferings made me exhausted.”
    [You must have wanted to eat something else after eating all those trolls.]
    “My desire for growth lead me here.”
    [But you couldn’t stop because the extreme poison resistance skill and the cooking skill kept leveling up.]
    Erta read his heart so correctly that he was shivering.

    Heh, she’s translating his statements, just like some people translate tsundere peoples thoughts to mean the opposite of what they’re saying, hahaha.

    Cool quest by the way, but it’s a quest that is freaking impossible for anyone but the mc with all his cheats, I mean, a normal level 50 with classes and all wouldn’t even be able to kill a 2nd class monster with one hit, much less when in stealth, and a class 3 monster is for people around level 100… I mean, they normally go for mobs around their own level, 2nd class is 50-99 and 3rd class is 100+… The mc is lvl 49, it’s extremely perverted for him to be able to kill a level 100+ monster in one hit.

    1. WirlWind

      Reading every bit of knowledge about blacksmithing won’t allow you to suddenly craft a sword though.

      Even if he knows all the recipe’s in the world, he still has to put in effort with balancing taste, cooking temperature, seasoning ratios etc.

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