11 years of being a hero.
Hero Sieg, who went on an adventure to the southern continent that was burnt down like a lump of charcoal, knocked down the 5 Disasters. But in that process the Sword King Alex died in the battle because he got a herniated disc at a crucial moment! The corpse couldn’t be retrieved since he died after drowning in lava, of all things. So, Saintess A couldn’t restore Alex back to life.
12 years of being a hero.
Hero Sieg went over the eastern continent that had turned into an archipelago, after almost all of its land had been submerged. He succeeded in knocking down the 5 Disasters with mermaid Aqua playing an active role. But too bad she was a freshwater mermaid. Aqua, who was exhausted after getting exposed to seawater for a very long time, got caught by seawater mermaids that were enraged by the death of the Guardian Angel. And she was pickled with salt.
13 years of being a hero.
Hero Sieg led Saintess A and Lanuvel and moved to the western continent that had turned into the land of the dead. Saintess A, who had a powerful divinity, went against zombies that rushed in continuously and didn’t budge an inch. And finally even the 5 Disasters were subjugated! But the souls of the dying 5 Disasters got inside her tired body and the tragedy repeated itself.
Hero Sieg’s choice?
He ran away to the central continent as Lanuvel tried to stop Saintess A who had become a new disaster stronger than the 5 Disasters. And Hero Sieg then married a beautiful princess 12 years younger than him.
What about Lanuvel who was left alone on the western continent?
She self-destructed while hugging Saintess A who had gone crazy after the corruption of the 5 Disasters and the death aura.
“Huh! He’s worse than me!”
I also sent away many of my colleagues to their death in the 1st round. But I was different from Sieg. There was not even one incident where I killed my colleague because I was weak or stupid. The reason was always their own carelessness or wrong choices.
“Auntie. Any other stories beside those about asshole Sieg?”
“Hmm… ah! There is.”
14 years of being a hero.
On the peaceful north continent, the sword girl who gave birth to a healthy prince was a regent. She united the north continent after 2 years. It was said that the military force of the Northern Continent Unified Empire, who were able to completely absorb and use the Golem’s power, would be enough to make even the 5 Disasters run away.
“What about the Demon King?”
I cut the spirit’s explanation because I didn’t want to keep listening to stories about the northern continent.
Righteous wings sprouting on my back before I knew felt ticklish. I wanted to fly right away to the northern continent…
The First Spirit shook her head from side to side. “I don’t know at all. Because my kids can’t be in a place where demonic energy and divinity are dense for a long time.”
“But I know about Hero Sieg! He tied up the central continent with a marriage of convenience after getting motivated by the Northern Continent Unified Empire. Quickly, while suppressing the kingdoms that refused to do so with military force. Sieg married 8 times last year alone, and he has an elite guard unit consisting of beautiful women.”
I gently pressed my temple after hearing this far. It wasn’t even over.
“Mr Hero. You woke up at a really good timing. Sieg is on his way here to invade, with the troops appointed by every country in the central continent. He said he’d turn the elf race who had betrayed humans into slaves.”
He was the first one who betrayed humans. What kind of bullshit was that?
It was then.
“Mr Hero! Mr Hero!”
Sylvia, who was the princess of the Elf Kingdom, was coming running hurriedly while calling me. But she was dressed up like a primitive from the stone age. She didn’t even wear thin underwear.
“Hey. What is that you’re wearing?”
“To live along with noble spirits in nature…”
Seeing how her eyes shook as she talked, it seemed as if this elf really didn’t wear the primitive outfit because she wanted to.
|▷ Species : Arc Elf
▷ Level : 647
▷ Job : Slave (EXP 50%)
▷ Skill : Attractiveness S Spirit A Collecting A Dance A Flattery B…
▷ Status : Urgent
Did she serve as a slave diligently for the last 5 years? Even though it was way below the SS grade it was in the past, Sylvia succeeded to recover her Spirit skill to A grade. Seeing her skills, it seemed as if she really went through a tough time.
“So why did you call me?”
“Ah! Please save us elves! I’m sure Sieg holds a grudge on me. Mr Hero, I will do anything you tell me to. At least this body if you want to…”
“I don’t need your body that’s full of recessive genes.”
I didn’t hesitate even for a 0.1 second and refused it firmly.
|▷ Type : Species
▷ Name : Arc Elf
▷ Grade : Rare
▷ Rare 1: Unlimited vitality.
▷ Characteristic 1: Hearing effect is rising.
▷ Characteristic 2: Attractiveness effect is rising.
▷ Characteristic 3: Prodigy effect is rising.
▷ Species 1: Has excellent vitality.
▷ Species 2: Has corrected genes.
‘Arc Elf’s species characteristics that I checked in detail were quite great, but Fantasia’s stats weren’t everything. Sylvia’s genes that I had observed were really low-grade.
“But I’m interested in your EXP.”
I swiftly kissed Sylvia’s plump lips. She was flustered because she wasn’t ready, but it was only like that at first. She didn’t reject me and quickly adapted. She put her arms around my neck and kissed me back aggressively.
“Sshp-!” But my goal was her EXP and not her body. I wished she wouldn’t misunderstand too much.
“Oop…?!” Sylvia, whose three-inch long tongue was a natural at the act, as if she had practiced a lot with Sieg, opened her eyes wide. It seemed as if she only realized what was happening after all the fun was over.
Kang Han Soo : Level: 7→ Level: 647
Sylvia : Level: 647→ Level: 1
The species ‘natural human’s EXP absorption rate was really high. Was it because I absorbed it by kissing, which was something familiar to me? I’d know for sure after trying it out using more various methods, but I was really satisfied with the species characteristics for now.
Sylvia, who became lethargic because of the sudden drop of level, plunked down helplessly on the flowers. On the contrary, I was overflowing with energy.
“Okay! Shall we go to catch Sieg now that I’ve received an advance payment?”
Let’s go out to see what would happen if I used the EXP I had absorbed!
PR/N : There is an illustration page for some of the characters, be sure to take a look !
Translator : Gruesomeblue
Editor : Shruggy