▶Perplexed: It feels like something’s gotten mixed up…?
‘Miss Trainee Teacher worries too much. I resurrected a fellow concerned for the future of this barbaric fantasy world’s humanity, free of charge, so what could be the prob-… Ah! I see.’
What I had done wasn’t fair. If the great Hero, who had to be fair and just, were to disregard some Person 2 he came across who was in trouble after having resurrected Person 1 for free, that could be considered a serious inequality in treatment. As such, I had to receive the price for having resurrected him.
“Muppet. From today onwards, work hard for my sake to the bone—to the extent of regretting coming back to life.”
Person 2 would have no complaints either this way.
“I, I understand! O divine sir!”
Struck with admiration at my fair and just decision, the muppet thus replied in a loud, strong voice.
I collected all of the important research materials, which the muppet had hidden in a secret place, into my Storage and moved them to the Sage’s Tower. I couldn’t afford to be leisurely, as the muppet, having sensed his imminent death, had revealed the location of that secret place to Magician Number 16. Thankfully, we were one step faster than Number 16. According to the muppet…
“Unless his Path of Magic is above A-rank, it’ll take him some time to decipher the code I gave him.”
Magician Number 16 was an amateur with a C-rank in Path of Magic, let alone A-rank. He would no doubt end up bewildered at being welcomed by the completely empty secret place after deciphering the muppet’s code with difficulty and going there in anticipation. Puhihihi.
“Master, why on earth did you bring this oil-smelling person…?”
The Sage, whose complexion was wan from anemia, thus asked me this question. After collapsing at the magic arena, he was discharged from the hospital when not half a day had passed. It seemed that his changed race and Dark Energy(S) had improved his survivability and recovery ability.
The Sage’s gaze towards the muppet wasn’t good. His reaction was befitting of the conservative type who believed that Magicians should be capable of solving all their problems with a magic staff alone without relying on anyone else.
“I see that Sir Sage is the same as ever.”
Put-down the moment they met, the muppet’s expression turned rotten.
To sum up their relationship, it was like that of a dog and cat. Ah! Not a cat, but a tiger.
I proceeded to settle the situation.
“If you don’t want your heads rammed down a slime toilet bowl and get dunked in ooze, then stop the war of nerves. Listen carefully. From now on, we’ll commence development on a blue golem that’ll oppose the Dark Commerce’s crimson golems!”
Since early times, super robots were the dream of men. You weren’t a man if you couldn’t empathize.
How my painful my heart had felt, like it was being shattered, when my companions destroyed the War God’s golden golem with a joint attack using the cowardly power of friendship in the 1st Playthrough.
The opportunity had come to resolve the grudge I had borne at that time.
▶Perplexed: Uh, Student Kang Han Soo? It’ll be troublesome if you confuse the genre. We’re in the middle of a Hero’s adventure to defeat the Demon King.
‘Oh! Miss Trainee Teacher is sharp.’
But what she had pointed out was wrong—after all, I could slay Demon King Pedonar whenever, even without going on something like an adventure with a shabby little sister.
▶Troubled: That shouldn’t be possible normally, I tell you…
‘Miss Trainee Teacher, don’t worry. I’m going to properly follow the main plotline, you know?’
“Within several years, war will break out in the northern continent as the Dark Commerce’s crimson golems hits great popularity. We’ll take the initiative before that happens and subjugate the Dark Commerce and the northern continent using our blue golem.”
And thus, we channeled that vigor into creating a prototype. The Sage’s Tower was bursting with golem materials, and a truly absurd golem came to be born under the cooperation of the two geniuses who didn’t want their heads shoved down a slime toilet bowl. And that wasn’t all—the golem was garnished with my holiness as the finishing touch.
▷Job: Shrine Maiden(Beauty→Physical Strength↑)
▷Skills: Divinity(SS) Physical Strength(A) Indestructible Body(A) Massacre(A) Glamor(A)…
▷Condition: Socket, Standby
Although its Status had abruptly risen with the addition of Divinity, as becoming of a hand-crafted test product, its size wasn’t much different from that of a person.
But that wasn’t the problem.
The golem’s oval-shaped face that was coated in a milky white color inspired no sense of awe, and its four limbs were very slender as well. Its protruding breasts were soft and delicate, utterly unhelpful when it came to combat, and its unnecessary blue, straight hair was long enough to reach its unnecessarily firm buttocks.
… This wasn’t the super robot I had always dreamed of.
“Bastards! What the hell did you to do my dream…!”
Turning around, I saw the Sage and the muppet wearing identical smiles on their faces.
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Translator : Hunnybuttachips
Editor : Fujimaru