FFF-Class Trashero – Chapter 94: The War God

I wanted to hit the lower jaw of the player and the coach.
But at that time I was only a cultured-citizen individual that was watching through the television so there was nothing I could do even though I felt frustrated.
But now?

“Sir Baby?!”

I got down from Nanny’s soft special seat.

“I will escort you, Master.”

Saintess H that was summoned snatched me up and flew fast while hugging me.

She cut across the chaotic battlefield and went straight close to the Golden Golem.
There was no need for a subservient conversation.


I summoned the Holy Sword Nucleon.
I hugged it with my right arm since I couldn’t grab the handle of the Holy Sword with one hand because my fingers were short.
If it was like that then it would be too much to present swordsmanship but I didn’t care.
Because I had no thought of swaying messily.
I will end it in a strike.

Puk! Chwaaaaak-!

It was no use even though the Golden Golem was strong, he was nothing more than ‘a slice of pizza’.
My Holy Sword Nucleon, on the other hand, was a whole pizza!
The existence densities were different.
The result was presented in front of my eyes.
The Golden Golem that ridiculously blocked even the Sword Girl’s SS-grade Sword Aura was cut and melted softly like yellow cheese.
The Holy Sword didn’t give the Golem’s restoration function any permission.
Holy Sword Nucleon.
Because this lethal weapon was the ‘real Holy Sword’ that was designed with the intention to push down even the Survival ability of the Devil King Fedonar that had been reborn perfectly.
It wasn’t a quality that something like Golem who didn’t have any skill in the transcendental domain could block.
Let alone if it was a slice of pizza….

“Wh, what the…?!”

From the backside, an astounded expression of the War God that was puffed up looking at the Sword Girl was seen.
He had a cooler expression than when it was the first round.


Saintess H swung her walking-stick like a stick and crushed down the unfortunate face of the War God that was spacing out.
It was an instant death.
After that, Saintess H swiftly moved and caught me safely before I fell onto the dirty land.
Soft soft.
I arrived safely, softly on Saintess H’s breasts that perfectly absorbed the gravity acceleration and the falling shock.

“Master. It was a cool dingaling*.”

Enough of the straight compliment.
The Golden Golem that was destroyed didn’t get restored.
In the first round he was a persistent Golem that recovered quickly even though the internal devices were destroyed as long the core was fine, but the cutting caused by the Holy Sword Nucleon couldn’t stick again as if it was put under a terrible curse.


The Golden Golem’s scar got widened just like wooden chopsticks that got split into two and,


He collapsed completely.

Prodigy SS→ Prodigy SSS
304 Level →647 Level

Was it because I knocked down a powerful enemy with the body of a baby?
The level of the skill ‘Prodigy’ was going up again. The influence of the job ‘Hero’s EXP 5x benefits was really big.
But the leveling-up hurt my bones.
I thought it would be okay as long as the Golem’s core was fine, but it seemed like I underestimated the performance of the Holy Sword Nucleon.
I should be more careful next time.

“Uhuk uhuk! Wha, what on earth….?”

The Sword Girl that got set free from the Golden Golem’s grip was puzzled.
It would’ve been nice if her broken ribs stabbed her lungs or her heart, but she retreated safely with the help of the subordinates that came right over.
The Sword Girl’s arms and legs looked fine from the outside.
The War God must’ve gone easy on her.

“The War God died in a battle!”
“The Guardian Angel of the empire was destroyed!”
“Oh! Oh my goodness!”

The death of the War God that was known as the incarnation of victory got widely announced in the battlefield. Thereupon the soldiers of the emerging empire gave up resisting and surrendered right away.
One single defeat.
The result was immediately spread all across the northern continent.
The descendants of the collapsed kingdoms rose in arms simultaneously in all parts of the continent, the powerful people and ambitious people that were dispirited from the War God’s strength rose in revolt against the emerging empire and went independent.
The emerging empire was torn into pieces in just a few days.
And I?

“Ooh! This person right here is who they said is the last of the lineage…?”
“Does it mean the noble blood was continued!”
“Our family will be loyal again to the royal family.”
“Your Highness! Please believe us from now on!”

The junks from the collapsed kingdoms came together and pledged allegiance to me. They were already lining up even though the war had not ended yet.
I didn’t hate this kind of sneaky nobles. Because it only meant they were clever to read the trend.
Perhaps they were aiming for the position ‘regent’.
But they didn’t know me.

“Get lost.”

I slowly was able to speak.

“Get lost. Get lost.”

Those were the only words I could say but from now on in a few days the vocabulary I could use would be increased drastically.


9 years of being a hero.

The emerging empire disappeared into history, the righteous Mister Hero that saved the Fantasia northern continent had grown up into a boy.

“A girl is sending greetings to Your Highness, the northern continent’s great Emperor.”

I also got crowned Emperor that ruled half of the northern continent.
Though it wasn’t intentional.
Death penalty for the bastards that threw flattery to Nanny, death penalty for nobles that were after the regent position, death penalty for traitors who rose a revolt, death penalty for the knights that became bandits, death penalty for wizards that acted up with the Golems, death penalty for the chaps that shoved their lineage to me…
Then I naturally became an Emperor.

“Get- ehem. Alright. What can I do for you, dethroned Princess?”

The despicable Princess of the holy empire that ruled the northern part of the central continent came to the northern continent across the ocean.
Did she escape to the northern continent because she was being pursued by her brother and the aristocrats?
If she was thinking of seeking help then she came to the wrong place.

“Hero is crazy.”

The other kingdom’s Princess that had lost her fear insulted me as crazy.
Wasn’t it this bitch that was crazy?
I should hang her on the entrance to the royal palace naked.
The new Emperor of the central continent’s holy empire must’ve sent his irritating sister that kept aiming for the throne to me so I could kill her for him.
With an addition of a declaration of war!
It seemed like the northern continent that was impoverished from war looked easy to him.

“I don’t avoid a picked fight.”

The Princess got taken aback by my answer.

I –who was planning to order for this bitch to be dragged and stripped down naked without leaving any of those provocative black underwear on to be hung on the castle gate, hesitated. Because it seemed like this conversation was a bit out of focus.
Would this smart Princess come here to kill herself?
Commonsensically, it was weird.

“…..Princess. Please explain in detail.”

So I gave her a chance to live.

“Yes, Your Emperor Highness. The Devil King Fedonar’s large-scale army is in the middle of invading the central continent. But the hero that was enchanted by the Fairy Princess is staying in the Fairy Kingdom’s Elfheim and has no thought of coming out. Please help us! It would be the end of the central continent if it keeps going like this!”

The Fantasia was going crazy.


PR/N : There is an illustration page for some of the characters, be sure to take a look !


Translator : Gruesomeblue

Editor : Fujimaru

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