Life of the Damned

Written by: H0RR1BL3CPU & Johtoh

SYNOPSIS:

Note: In case you guys don’t get it, red and blue are two different people and purple is when their words overlap.

“Believe in God and you shall be saved!”

“Our creator shall purge the world of all sin!”

“The righteous shall rise from the grave and ascend to heaven!”

“Those who violate God’s commandments shall be sentenced to eternal damnation!”

“But sinners are not irredeemable, so repent and you shall be saved!”

“Allahu akbar!!!”[Author’s note: It’s what ISIS/ISIL terrorists say before suicide. Also means god is greatest.]

“Lodare dio!!!”[Means Praise god in italian ]

All bullshit. The whole load of it.

666 years. 666 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS I SPENT LIVING A PIOUS LIFE! And the reward I get? 365 MILLION YEARS of TORMENT! and PAIN! and MISERY! and SUFFERING!

How did it end up like this! A devout follower given nothing but bread crumbs! This is worse than death! I’d rather follow the god of beggars!

What happened after that? I get what I’ve gained from hell taken away. The fruits of my labour snatched by a fucking world reset and a popup saying: initialization complete. Passive ability gained: Damned

You’ve been forsaken by Buddha, cursed by a trillion gods and even the devil’s banned you from the afterlife to ensure continued suffering. Reason? You were born and they needed stress relief. – XOXO the system.

I haven’t done anything wrong! I did my daily prayer, offered daily sacrifices, and even abstained till marriage! Being presented reincarnation as a reward from god was all a lie. The only “cheat” I got was some skill called “Damned”.

Dearest author of my life, I will show you the wrath of who you damned. You fucking CUNT(dick).

And thus, our two protagonists embark on their doomed path of vengeance against supreme  beings called the authors. To our dearest readers, enjoy their ballad of misery.


Prologue 1: History of Misery

Prologue 2: All You Need to Know About Hell

Prologue 3: